In The Night IC Inbox

[reigniter]

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6:36 pm

text. voice. pictures.
@ scientia

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[broplaints]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Make me eat toast and I swear to the gods Ignis
I'm coming after you

[reigniter]

Roses are red
The glass is filled with water
If you keep this up
Beans will be on your platter

[broplaints]

There was once an adviser named Iggy
Who thought threatening his King was no biggie
Then along came Noct
And his cock he did block
Then went and hung with Prompto after

[reigniter]

With this formal letter
Scientia, Ignis
Would like to inform
Noctis Lucis Caelum
That he doesn't mind the cock block
And that he will dismantle the bounce house

[broplaints]

By order of your king,
Noctis Lucis Caelum
Try it and see what happens

[reigniter]

[Insert selfie here of Ignis with scissors in front of the Bounce House]

[broplaints]

[Have one back. Of Noctis holding all of your precious spices over the sink. Ready to dump them out.]

[reigniter]

You'll be stuck eating toast and dry beans for real if you do that
And no because I don't want to cook
but because I don't have the means to make them edible

[broplaints]

Or
I could
You know
Get someone else to cook for me

[reigniter]

Excellent
I will have some time then to go play chess with Will or Kuai
Perhaps visit the Library too

1/2

[broplaints]

Why don't you do that
Since I apparently take up so much of your time

2/2

[broplaints]

I take it back
I don't like you more than tomatoes

[reigniter]

So you dislike me?

[broplaints]

Maybe I do
I'm sleeping with Prom tonight

[reigniter]

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Fine.

[He's just gonna go and sulk in the Library entire "day" and night... and maybe couple of days until Librarian gets sick of him and kicks him out.]