In The Night IC Inbox

[reigniter]

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6:36 pm

text. voice. pictures.
@ scientia

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[reigniter]

With this formal letter
Scientia, Ignis
Would like to inform
Noctis Lucis Caelum
That he doesn't mind the cock block
And that he will dismantle the bounce house

[broplaints]

By order of your king,
Noctis Lucis Caelum
Try it and see what happens

[reigniter]

[Insert selfie here of Ignis with scissors in front of the Bounce House]

[broplaints]

[Have one back. Of Noctis holding all of your precious spices over the sink. Ready to dump them out.]

[reigniter]

You'll be stuck eating toast and dry beans for real if you do that
And no because I don't want to cook
but because I don't have the means to make them edible

[broplaints]

Or
I could
You know
Get someone else to cook for me

[reigniter]

Excellent
I will have some time then to go play chess with Will or Kuai
Perhaps visit the Library too

1/2

[broplaints]

Why don't you do that
Since I apparently take up so much of your time

2/2

[broplaints]

I take it back
I don't like you more than tomatoes

[reigniter]

So you dislike me?

[broplaints]

Maybe I do
I'm sleeping with Prom tonight

[reigniter]

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Fine.

[He's just gonna go and sulk in the Library entire "day" and night... and maybe couple of days until Librarian gets sick of him and kicks him out.]